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Kinja'd!!! "Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
06/23/2016 at 06:04 • Filed to: Iowa

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Spending the weekend in Des Moines, IA for a wedding. Am I excited? Eh, there’s lots of corn and Casey’s General Store which has some of the best pizza I’ve ever had. Seriously.

Flightpath today is RDU-DTW-DSM, and we have upgraded to, “Toyota 4Runner or similar,” as our rental car. I hope we get the 4Runner, as off-roading will ensue. If there’s any car relates things to do in Des Moines this weekend, please tell me as I have nothing else to do.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 06:30

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Or similar is probably a Hyundai Sante Fe. Not bad per se, but probably won't have the same off-roading chops.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 08:31

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But...why wouldn’t they actually use a corn harvester on this card instead of a hay baler? Besides the photo shopped corn, there’s only one image on there that actually features corn.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 08:48

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Don’t get me wrong, as I’ve had my share of Casey’s pizza and it is perfectly fine cheap pizza. However, if that’s some of the best pizza you’ve ever had, I feel a little bad for you.

Enjoy your weekend, and rental car hoonage! Nothing parties like a rental!


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > shop-teacher
06/23/2016 at 09:22

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I should have specified gas station pizza, whoops. I hope it’s a 4Runner and not like a Kia Sorento or something. Ironically, the last time we rented a car we put in for a, “Ford Escape or similar,” and ended up with a Jeep Wrangler.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 09:28

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I’m moving to Des Moines in August. Great city, actually.

And Casey’s is palatable for what it is, but if it’s the best you’ve ever had...well, that’s a problem.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Stapleface
06/23/2016 at 09:31

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Last time we rented a vehicle, we put in for Ford Escape or similar and ended up with a Jeep Wrangler. Time before that we put in for Kia Optima or similar and ended up with a Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland. I wonder what Jeep we’ll be getting today...


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 09:56

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Oh yeah, as far as gas station pizza goes, Casey’s is great. A 4-Runner would definitely be more fun, but rental car insurance does significantly increase a vehicle’s capability.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 10:36

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There’s a Casey’s almost next door to my work. Can confirm about their pizza. I also hid my car under their awning during a recent hailstorm.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 11:19

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Damn. That’s not bad at all. I hope your Jeep luck continues. Provided it’s not a Compass. lol


Kinja'd!!! Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 11:24

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If you enjoy Casey’s pizza, make sure you stop by a pizza ranch for their buffet. Enjoy the corn!


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/23/2016 at 12:07

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I meant to say gas station pizza, whoops. I haven’t actually spent time in Des Moines before, but I have been to Pella, Ottumwa, and Oskaloosa. All those towns are perfectly OK. Are you going to school here?


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > mazda616
06/23/2016 at 12:07

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They do have large awnings.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/23/2016 at 12:07

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I don’t know anything about corn.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Stapleface
06/23/2016 at 12:08

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True, or a Patriot.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > shop-teacher
06/23/2016 at 12:08

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We always do the insurance, just in case.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 12:29

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Indeed


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/23/2016 at 13:12

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Which school, if you don’t mind me asking?


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jack Does Cars
06/23/2016 at 13:24

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Don’t mind at all. Drake U


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/23/2016 at 15:19

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Huh, I’m staying like five minutes from Drake, out near the massive airport. Whopping 12 gates, ya know. I was making banter on how Drake I is named after the Canadian rapper.